Croz's definitions

Kerrek

Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

by Croz March 20, 2003

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

god

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

by Croz March 5, 2005