14 definitions by Crotch Pheasant
Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air
I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown
by Crotch Pheasant February 12, 2015
When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
When good taste is a waste.
Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!
by Crotch Pheasant November 24, 2017
When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
by Crotch Pheasant August 23, 2014
A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.
The color is of course…brown
The color is of course…brown
Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away
by Crotch Pheasant August 18, 2023
When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch Pheasant June 23, 2014