Definitions by Crotch Pheasant
Tip dripping
Stunt
When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
Tip dripping by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
pinocchio 69
When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
pinocchio 69 by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
assatosis
Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.
I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.
assatosis by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014
Peenie Wiggles
When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
Peenie Wiggles by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
Queef Draft
Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
Queef Draft by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
Play dough fudge factory
Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.
One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends
Play dough fudge factory by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
TwatsCo
TwatsCo by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014