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Definitions by Crono

DrumMania 

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. The controller is a set of electronic drums made by Yamaha, and probably the most authentic game in the series next to Keyboardmania. Links to Guitar Freaks and used to link to Keyboardmania.
"I can only pass songs rated up to around 30 or so on DrumMania because I'm just that bad at it."
DrumMania by crono June 28, 2003

Keyboardmania

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Cancelled at 3rd Mix. The controller used is a two-octave Yamaha keyboard for each player, witch a pitch lever on the left or right side. Not as hard as Beatmania IIDX, but still a lot of fun. Links to Guitar Freaks and Drummania up through Guitar Freaks 6/Drummania 5.
"Keyboardmania is a fun game."
Keyboardmania by crono June 28, 2003

Pop'n Music 

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Rather than actually simulate a real instrument, the controller is a total of 9 round bubble-shaped buttons. Capable of inflicting damage upon the player as they play the game, but probably the best game in the series. Extremely popular in Japan, but almost completely nonexistent in North America.
"Nobody in the United States has a Pop'n Music machine."
Pop'n Music by crono June 28, 2003

Guitar Freaks 

A game in Konami's Bemani series in which you use a controller that looks like a guitar to make music. The controller has three buttons and a pick-thing on it. Also links to DrumMania and used to link to Keyboardmania.
"I played Guitar Freaks a few times, got frustrated because I could never figure out how to hold the controller right, and returned to failing songs on DrumMania."
Guitar Freaks by crono June 28, 2003
Another way of saying FUCK. Most often used by itself.
Tried to install a windows program.
Blue Screen of Death.
Sysem crash.
Need to reinstall Windoze.
FUKO!
fuko by Crono April 21, 2003

Daikatana 

Worst PC game ever made. Was actually created by the same guy who made the awesome DOOM and Quake series.
At least you can recycle the Daikatana CD jewel case, and the CD fits quite nicely in the trash can.
Daikatana by Crono March 18, 2003

succubus 

A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness.

The plural for succubus is succubi or succubii.
Morrigan and Lilith from CAPCOM's Darkstalkers/Night Warriors *drool*.
succubus by Crono February 26, 2003