CriostoirHulme's definitions

vff

vivacious femme fatale

He was at a dance last week and met a vff

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

fet

fatality erodes togetherness

Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

amctaor

A Merry Christmas To All Our Readers

amctaor ( as in the definition above) was spotted by a man emptying his bowels in a public toilet. As he had not purchased his morning newspaper at the time he read all comments written on the toilet door - a pastime in which most of us have indulged at one time or another.

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

ita

inefficient temporary assistants

Businesses have serious problems in secretarial departments during the summer months. They need to cover for staff taking their annual leave and chaos reigns when there are too many ita

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

WLS

wicked lustful sexspecialist

I knew I'd be knackered the next morning when a wls accompanied me to bed before sunset.

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

ita

incapable transport administrators

The British transport system could be the best in Europe if there were fewer ita.

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

bab

beautiful articulate babe

I was walking around town yesterday and I met a bab

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005