vff

vivacious femme fatale

He was at a dance last week and met a vff

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

ags

Relatively speaking - a great sister

The man told me his younger sister was ags

by CriostoirHulme September 03, 2005

ita

incapable transport administrators

The British transport system could be the best in Europe if there were fewer ita.

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

ITA

interfering thoughtless arseholes

ita leave shit everywhere and have not the intelligence to realise the mess requires cleaning

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

Poetry

Poetry is useful when you go wooing

Poetry is useful when you go wooing,
Take care lads she might know what you're doing

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

nh

Customs and Excise officers use the expression nh meaning " nothing hidden ? "

The couple returning from a holiday in France were asked by the Customs and Excise officers if they had anything to declare. When they replied " No " one of the officers asked " Nh ? "

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

aki

A knowledgeable insertion

The sexspecialist and I quickly undressed and were soon in the bed,
with black satin sheets and matching pillow cases, where I gave her aki

by CriostoirHulme September 01, 2005