39 definition by Criostoir Hulme

Tyrone is one of the six counties of Northern Ireland. Omagh is the Co. Town

t = Taxi and most of them qualify as Public Service Vehicles. In the north of Ireland they are regulated by Road Transport Licensing Division of DVLNI (Department of Vehicle Licencing Northern Ireland)and DOE (Department of Environment.

Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit

The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.

In Ireland Car is an abbreviation for cart. Ergo we have -
1. Jaunting Car
2. Long Car
3. Short Car

ACM is an acronym for Another Cunt Molested

Very popular with international terrorist groups including the IRA. A car wired with explosives that are detonated by remote control killing people and destroying neighbouring property. Please do not try this at home. You may notice that when the bomb has gone off with a big bang you may be suffering from deafness. The other thing you will most certainly notice is that both your neighbours and their houses have moved away from the locality. By the way, where is your house? You foolish person an insurance claim might not be a good idea, I doubt you will get away with it. Never mind the government of your country may give you free accommodation for the rest of your life.

A nice elegant woman thanks

GAA is an acronym for Great Arrogant Assholes