38 definitions by Criostoir Hulme
When I realised I had accidently made a dd to see two women on the same night I phoned my friend and asked him to come along too and make it a foursome
by Criostoir Hulme August 26, 2005
by Criostoir Hulme October 21, 2005
A Statesman sometimes alters words so his sentences get a more precise meaning -
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour
One of the translators for the British senior statesman speaking at the
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman
by Criostoir Hulme August 22, 2005
people who have managed their money carefully over many generations and increased the value of their holdings by careful financial management. Many of these people own a large estate and may also have a town house. They do not follow the popular fashion fads and wear good quality clothing that has a timeless look. Everything about them may be summed up in a few words GOOD TASTE and QUALITY
Most of the old money in Ireland belongs to the gentry and families with businesses established the 1800s and early part of the 1900s
by Criostoir Hulme September 11, 2005
Very popular with international terrorist groups including the IRA. A car wired with explosives that are detonated by remote control killing people and destroying neighbouring property. Please do not try this at home. You may notice that when the bomb has gone off with a big bang you may be suffering from deafness. The other thing you will most certainly notice is that both your neighbours and their houses have moved away from the locality. By the way, where is your house? You foolish person an insurance claim might not be a good idea, I doubt you will get away with it. Never mind the government of your country may give you free accommodation for the rest of your life.
The car bomb on 15th August 1998 in Market Street, Omagh, Co. Tyrone in the north of Ireland, detonated by the Real IRA killed 29 people
by Criostoir Hulme September 12, 2005
A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.
A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.
by Criostoir Hulme August 25, 2005
When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.
by Criostoir Hulme September 8, 2005