Criostoir Hulme's definitions
IF by Rudyard Kipling starts -
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubting too;
......and ends ...
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubting too;
......and ends ...
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
Get the IF mug.When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.
by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005
Get the Too many blank lines in a row mug.Toby was the dog in the Punch and Judy
shows, popular in England in the 19th century. Some members of the British public thought such shows were immoral but they were strongly defended by Charles Dickens
shows, popular in England in the 19th century. Some members of the British public thought such shows were immoral but they were strongly defended by Charles Dickens
What a load of codswallop, imagine audiences paying the sort of money they are charged for entertainment today going to a Punch and Judy show to hear such lines, written for Toby, as " (snarl) arr, arr " or " Bow, wow, wow "
by Criostoir Hulme September 9, 2006
Get the Toby mug.track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.
by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
Get the track whore mug.t = Taxi and most of them qualify as Public Service Vehicles. In the north of Ireland they are regulated by Road Transport Licensing Division of DVLNI (Department of Vehicle Licencing Northern Ireland)and DOE (Department of Environment.
Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit
The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit
The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
I occasionally use a t to travel to and from Belfast. A new friend, who lives in Belfast
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
Get the t mug.The GAA (Gaelic Athletic Association) ban Irishmen not of their particular
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2006
Get the GAA mug.English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.
by Criostoir Hulme July 29, 2006
Get the World Cup mug.