Definitions by Crimson

assplay 

one who ingages in the act of "playing" with somebodys abdomen, in a playfull maner

"man i hate assplay"

assplay by crimson October 14, 2003

fuck you money 

any amount of money allowing infinite perpetuation of wealth necessary to maintain a desired lifestyle without needing employment or assistance from anyone.

The 6% guaranteed interest payments from Bill's investments earn him about 12 million dollars per year. His standard of living only requires approximately $4,000,000 per year. He will never need to be employed by anyone. He has "fuck you money".

fuck you money by crimson May 4, 2003

combat 

When a female massages the prostate of her male partner (through the rectum) usually during oral sex.

This action usually leads to larger orgasms and more seamen. Messy!!

I asked my girlfriend to combat me. While she obliged, she didn't seem too happy...

combat by Crimson March 30, 2003