Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash August 11, 2008
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Gambling

Gambling- it's not wrong; just a way to get ahead.
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PQMM

A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.

An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor

(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
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Shotgun Eyes

When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.
Jackie's eyes are too close together. She has shotgun eyes.
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Coconut Speedo

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.
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Tic Tac Tooth

When someone has a seemingly normal set of teeth, except for one that is shaped like a Tic Tac.
Drama had to get fake teeth because of his tic tac tooth.
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Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.


"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"
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