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PQMM

A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.

An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor

(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
by CreeperStash March 12, 2008
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Creeper Stash

A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.

Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
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Mountain Piss

Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.
-Wanna play some pong tonight?

-I'll get the mountain piss.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
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Gambling

Gambling- it's not wrong; just a way to get ahead.
by CreeperStash April 11, 2008
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Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash October 7, 2008
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Lift Ticket

A term used to describe the act of buying cocaine. Cocaine is often referred to as "snow" or "playing in snow", therefore people will use the term "lift ticket" as a metaphor to disguise the act of purchasing the drug.
I bought my lift ticket. When can we get to the snow?
by CreeperStash September 9, 2010
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kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
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