Creedmoor's definitions

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

Kansas City Bankroll

A big wad of singles with a fifty dollar bill surrounding them to give the impression of wealth.

"Don't let him fool you. It's a Kansas City bankroll."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Hitlarryan

When Larry Fine from the Three Stooges dressed as Hitler.

"Larry was sublime in drag as Moronica and Miss Lorraine, but he was never more profoundly effecting than during his Hitlarryan period. Sieg Shemp!!!"

by creedmoor January 19, 2006

Pussycat Mush

A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.

"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

In and Out Burger

Ultra-conservative, all-American fast food chain. Check out the bottom rim of a soft drink cups at In and Out and you'll find a Bible chapter and verse to consult. The employees are shiny, happy, Stepford-like robots. Eating here is like tithing. It has reached the point in Bush's America where you can't even eat a burger without getting a sermon.

"Jesus H. Christ, I never realized that In and Out Burgers was run by Christian fundamentalists. Thou Shalt Eat In & Out!!!"

by creedmoor May 28, 2006

red eye

1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. Your asshole.

1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye."
3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Staff Car

When you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. Ouila -- You've got a staff car! The next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. Guaranteed laffs for the entire family!

"You see, officer it was a joke. We turned our Yugo into a staff car. Get it?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006