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A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.
Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.
An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.
One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.
One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
by Creed Cur June 19, 2022
Get the Flying Kite mug.Short for "wrist mask." A face-mask worn on the wrist—when you step outside but aren't sure if you'll be going somewhere that requires a protective face covering. Wearing a mask on your wrist avoids the foolish "ears-forward" effect of slipping one down under the chin, while at the same time signaling that you are in no way an anti-masker.
Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask headin' for the bus stop!
I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.
I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.
by Creed Cur June 17, 2021
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Get the Chestie mug.When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.
I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?
What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?
What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?
by Creed Cur April 21, 2021
Get the deja nu? mug.A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
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Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask on his way to the bus stop!
I took along a wrask today because I didn't know if I was going to have to mask up.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks were wrasking.
I took along a wrask today because I didn't know if I was going to have to mask up.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks were wrasking.
by Creed Cur June 17, 2021
Get the Wrask mug.The terrible feeling you get when you're half-way through a movie or a program and suddenly remember you've watched it before, and thus realize that your evening is shot, your memory is a sieve, and your whole existence is a waste. A byproduct of too much streaming in too concentrated period of time.
Oh, dude, I was killing it with Steve McQueen and Bullitt and then it hit me I was deja viewing and had just seen it like, a month ago.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.
by Creed Cur August 5, 2020
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