Creed Cur's definitions
The act of leaving while a party is still raging. The prime example of departying is heading off to work (or to get a little sleep before work) while your friends remain in the grips of full party mania -- especially if the party is going down at your own house.
Sorry to be departying from you all, but my boss gets in at 8 am sharp, and he keeps track if I'm on the job by then.
Dude, are you really departying right now? That chica is all hot for you!
Hey, I got to departy -- but Ill be back in eight, so keep it going and don't shave my dog, put my cat in the freezer or none of that while I'm gone, okay?
Departying is such sour sorrow
Dude, are you really departying right now? That chica is all hot for you!
Hey, I got to departy -- but Ill be back in eight, so keep it going and don't shave my dog, put my cat in the freezer or none of that while I'm gone, okay?
Departying is such sour sorrow
by Creed Cur June 18, 2013
Get the Departyingmug. Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.
by Creed Cur March 26, 2019
Get the ketomitemug. A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
Get the It's called history, sweatymug. by Creed Cur March 20, 2019
Get the Chestiemug. When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 1, 2021
Get the T-shirt mask-querademug. Brah, that Gram of you and DMX is hella Photoslopped!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!
Photoslop Frankie loves to make it look like he's the hero of every situation.
Ginny Photoslopped a crusty anus on her ex's new GF!
by Creed Cur May 30, 2021
Get the Photosloppedmug. A conservative, middle-aged, white male bully, bloated with self-importance, who feels free to spew hateful opinions publicly, cursing out all those who disagree, especially progressive women of color. After Florida congressman Ted Yoho, notorious for his vile confrontation of AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.
I'm so depressed—my sweetie's uncle is such a Yoho and we have to go to his place for dinner!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
by Creed Cur July 22, 2020
Get the Yohomug.