Creed Cur's definitions

My Little Porny

A self-created sex video that you hope will go viral; used with satiric reference to the "My Little Pony" Hasbro toy franchise

"Chris and me shot a My Little Porny last night that was off-the-hook sick."

"We're getting some mad props for the My Little Porny I posted."

"Hey, girl, you all should watch My Little Porny - it shows what I can do."

by Creed Cur June 1, 2014

telergized

Being energized over your TV choices in the near future. The state of satisfaction that comes from knowing you don't have to channel surf to find something to watch.

"Man, Game of Thrones is on tonight, and I'm totally telegerized!"
"Debbie and Dawn got telergized binge-watching Breaking Bad."

by Creed Cur August 18, 2014

Chestie

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed

Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!

by Creed Cur March 20, 2019

ketomite

A person on the keto diet, especially someone who proselytizes for it

Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.

by Creed Cur March 26, 2019

remotus operandi

The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so

Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!

by Creed Cur December 22, 2017

dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all

My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"

by Creed Cur December 21, 2020

deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.

I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?

by Creed Cur April 21, 2021