Creed Cur's definitions

blog fodder

Often shortened to "blodder." Material scavenged for use in a blog, especially ready made visuals, writing or data that can easily be dumped right into a posting; also derogatorily applied to canned, corporate, or prefabricated information specially designed for such use

Jeannie! Check the WAPO news feed, girl -- got some killer blog fodder for you!
I'm all bleary eyed from trawling the web for blodder all night
That article on the anatomy of testicles is perfect blog fodder for my "How Men Think" blog
Big Pharma p.r. churns out mucho blodder for the unsuspecting to re-post

by Creed Cur June 2, 2021

deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.

I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?

by Creed Cur April 21, 2021

Departying

The act of leaving while a party is still raging. The prime example of departying is heading off to work (or to get a little sleep before work) while your friends remain in the grips of full party mania -- especially if the party is going down at your own house.

Sorry to be departying from you all, but my boss gets in at 8 am sharp, and he keeps track if I'm on the job by then.

Dude, are you really departying right now? That chica is all hot for you!

Hey, I got to departy -- but Ill be back in eight, so keep it going and don't shave my dog, put my cat in the freezer or none of that while I'm gone, okay?

Departying is such sour sorrow

by Creed Cur June 18, 2013

Chestie

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed

Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!

by Creed Cur March 20, 2019

Wrask

Short for "wrist mask." A face-mask worn on the wrist—when you step outside but aren't sure if you'll be going somewhere that requires a protective face covering. Wearing a mask on your wrist avoids the foolish "ears-forward" effect of slipping one down under the chin, while at the same time signaling that you are in no way an anti-masker.

Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask headin' for the bus stop!

I never know when I'll wind up needing it, so I always go out wearing a wrask.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks was doing it wrask-style.

by Creed Cur June 17, 2021

Flying Kite

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.

Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.

by Creed Cur June 19, 2022

Wrask

Short for "wrist mask." A face-mask worn on the wrist, for when you're headed out but unsure if you'll need one on the down the line. Avoids the comical "ears-forward" look of slipping one down under the chin, while at the same signaling you are in no way an anti-masker.

Yo, Yankee-Boy is rocking that wrask on his way to the bus stop!
I took along a wrask today because I didn't know if I was going to have to mask up.
The party was outside on the deck, but a lot of folks were wrasking.

by Creed Cur June 17, 2021