Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Can be inadvertently mistaken for a smudglet, but don't get the two confused! A fudglet is a gooey, thick, but relatively dry version of the smudglet. The fudglet is not wet, but resembles a fudge brownie so definately, don't get them confused.
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
A pudgelet is a turd that is squiggering its way out of the dookie-chute. Not fully matured, the pudgelet is held back by the walls of the anus and sometimes can be identified as a mounted "pudge" from the butthole. This is a common cause of fecal impaction.
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.
"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Small particle of a turd that you just can't get to flush down the toilet during the "Courtesy Flush".
by CrazyBob62 May 06, 2006