Definitions by CrazyBob62
Shatlet
A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.
"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."
Shatlet by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Fudglet
Can be inadvertently mistaken for a smudglet, but don't get the two confused! A fudglet is a gooey, thick, but relatively dry version of the smudglet. The fudglet is not wet, but resembles a fudge brownie so definately, don't get them confused.
Fudglet by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Toothless Wonder
A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
Toothless Wonder by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Corndodger
A goofy individual. Funny yet ignorant, somwhat dimwitted but enjoyable to be around. Also known as a Scism or a Braindead.
"Here comes the Corndodger!"
Corndodger by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Braindead
A increadibly idiotic individual who hasn't a sustance for anything that is going on. He or she is stupid, retarded, mental, ignorant, annoying, funny to make fun of, or any combination of the previous terms.
"Look at that braindead fool!"
Braindead by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Water Retaining Sea Cow
A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
Water Retaining Sea Cow by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey
An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006