When a USB is facing the wrong way and cannot fit into a port no matter which direction the user attempts to insert it in. A quantum state USB usually collapses after it is turned around once.
"My quantum state USB is a little annoying sometimes, but it reminds me that the universe is more mysterious and fascinating than I can ever grasp"
by Crazy cow May 04, 2014
The only meal you need, eaten at any time of day and usually very large. Usually used by people with hectic, irregular schedules.
by Crazy cow October 15, 2011
A weak willed male in a position of authority. Hereditary rulers who defer to their advisers are the typical example. Counterpart to Epsilon female, though these are comparatively rare.
He only ever got the nomination because the party insiders knew he'd be easy to control. He's a typical Epsilon male.
by Crazy cow January 31, 2014
An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
by Crazy cow May 09, 2025