Crapper McGee's definitions

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

for automotive use only

When this warning/advice is marked on an object, it means that it should only be used, by you, behind the wheel of a speeding automobile. The higher the speed, the greater the use.

"Shit, this cell-phone hands-free set has a lable that says "for automotive use only". Better jump in the Dogde".

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

Above snakes

If a person is "above snakes", he/she is still alive and kicking.

"Peter pulled a hardcore stunt, but thankfully he's still above snakes" or "Never thought she'd make it, but she's above snakes".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

agro

To be/become agressive/angry/out of control.

"That gummer's comlpetely agro!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bottom feeder

A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.

"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

usability

A word assosiated with how one rates an objects usefulness, usability.

Q: "So, how's the usability of this Cut'n'Slice-A-Matic©?"
A: "It's a fairly high usability object, Bob".
or
A: "Not sold in stores, Bob, cuz it's a piece of shit":

by Crapper McGee January 24, 2004

buzz

To leave, to get away form your current situation.

"Give me the khakis, I'm buzzin'!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004