Crapholio's definitions

pyramid

When you take such a huge dump that the poop piles up in the shape of a pyramid. The tip of the pyramid sticks out above the toilet waterline, filling the bathroom with a foul smell.

I often do a courtesy flush to avoid forming a poop pyramid.

by crapholio September 24, 2005

sad sack of shit

Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.

Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."

Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."

by Crapholio August 13, 2005

fandango

A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.

Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.

by Crapholio July 21, 2005

missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.

Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."

by Crapholio July 30, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio September 4, 2005