fandango

A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.

Fandango was pure ZZ Topp, before they sold out to MTV in the early 80's.

by Crapholio July 07, 2005

anal holocaust

To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.

That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.

by crapholio July 25, 2005

Lake Havascrew

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.

Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."

by Crapholio August 04, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio August 10, 2005

animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.

All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.

by Crapholio August 13, 2005