Definitions by Crap

the cock 

what I love, for sure

The cock is what I love

the cock by crap November 19, 2004

fruitarian 

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I hate them. so much. They're even worse than vegetarians.

I hate fruitarians. a lot.

fruitarian by crap November 19, 2004

that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

that's not a knife by crap November 19, 2004

best quote ever 

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

best quote ever by crap November 19, 2004

Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths

woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum

Simon bum by crap November 19, 2004

road rules 

crap

crap

road rules by crap July 28, 2003