Definitions by Cranjus McBasketball IV

Mondo Duke 

1. (n) The gigantic shits that you take after a large meal, eg) post-thanksgiving dinner.

Aw jeez, Martin, I just dropped a mondo duke in your toilet and I broke sea level! Anyways where’s your plunger?

Mondo Duke by Cranjus McBasketball IV November 16, 2020

Yeefer 

Another term for “Vape.” Commonly used by nicotine addicts when asking to hit another man’s nicotine device.

Jamal: Yo Quantisha, may I acquire a suck from your yeefer my dear friend?

Quantisha: Nigga ur a Jew.

Yeefer by Cranjus McBasketball IV January 2, 2020

Nic Shits

The explosive mondo dukes that result from...
a. Too much nicotine

b. Pod that does not suit the respiratory system (e-cigarettes)
c. Being incapable to handle nicotine in the body, and thus exits through an explosion out of one’s anus

Damn... I just went through a whole pod and had the worst nic shits of my life! Bitch sorry about your toilet it was like a grenade blast in that shit. I’ll pay half for a new can.

Nic Shits by Cranjus McBasketball IV May 11, 2018

suicide pee 

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

suicide pee by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017