Definitions by Cranberry Bob

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

didn't get his covid vaccine either by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

volunteer 

Some gardeners refer to undesired or unexpected plants as "volunteers."

I have to do some weeding; too many volunteers cropped up in my garden.

volunteer by Cranberry Bob July 12, 2021

pinky cheater 

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

pinky cheater by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021

Bougalee

A bougalee is a slang term for Cajun.

Jambalaya and gumbo are traditional bougalee dishes.

Bougalee by Cranberry Bob June 5, 2021

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Dyslexic Agnostic by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

cathedral of green

'Cathedral of green' is an expression that refers to some of the classic baseball stadiums such as Fenway Park in Boston, Yankee Stadium in New York, or Wrigley Field in Chicago. Often used ironically.

Yes, the Yankees will appear in Yankee Stadium, that fabled cathedral of green in the Bronx tonight.

cathedral of green by Cranberry Bob April 26, 2021

baby mustard 

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

baby mustard by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021