Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 05, 2019

white sauce barbecue

White sauce barbecue is a perversion of dining peculiar to Alabama; lower than even the vinegar-based sauce of North Carolina. It uses a mayonnaise base.

Heidi broke up with Clarence after she discovered that he used white sauce barbecue,

by Cranberry Bob July 02, 2020

piss call

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

lid

A lid is a poor amateur radio operator; one who grossly does not follow the rules.

Jack's operator skills can be best described as a lid.

by Cranberry Bob June 19, 2020

do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Moon Pie high

A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.

A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2020