Definitions by Cramps Delight

Bargoyle 

An old haggard rock slut that never leaves the local bar. She frightens the twenty oner's with her sexual advances and dirt rock dance moves.

Holy shit, that bargoyle just passed out in a pile of her own vomit.

Bargoyle by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Dirt rock

Music that is listened to by the group of white trash that mingle outside The Autozone. This term incompasses many genre's to include psuedometal, southern rock jams, and speed metal.

Dirt rocker

Carl was tweeking his tranny so his dirt rock jam of choice was "What's that smell?" by Lynard Skynard.

Dirt rock by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Epizooty 

To throw a fit; to over react.

Darlene's parents threw a complete epizooty when she told them she got the clap from Mark Paul Glossar.

Epizooty by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Germaphobe

Any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. These individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.

ie. Danny Tanner (Full House)

Tiffany was such a germaphobe she wouldn't even eat a skittle off the carpet, though it was well within the ten second rule.

Germaphobe by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Trash canning

While in a moving vehicle, a passenger will grab a trash can from someone's drive way and hold it whilst going down the street. After moving down a few houses, the passenger will then throw the trash can they are holding into someone else's trash can.

Kerry and Alicia went trash canning after leaving the IHOP.

Trash canning by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

cutting heads 

An impromptu show down with musical instruments. This practice can be observed at Guitar stores when two people try to out do eachother with their bad ass Steve Vai style.

Jeff was cutting heads with that church choir bass player at Guitar Center.

cutting heads by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

boushy 

A person who is upper middle class or attempts to act as if they are upper middle class.


Short version of bourqeouis

Stephanie is so boushy she bought all her bath towels at Pier One imports.

boushy by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005