Definitions by Craig Bowers

fauxfriend 

Someone that you were in a relationship with but it wasn't quite a relationship. It could have been that:
1) You acted like you were in a relationship, except for lacking the physical.
2) You had the physical aspects of a relationship but outside of the bedroom you were just friends.
3) Almost a relationship except that one of you were in an actual full-blown relationship at the time, and the two of you couldn't quite get over that fact.

We had been sleeping together for three months and hung out together all the time but something was missing when were out on the town. I realized what was missing when we bumped into his boyfriend, which I guess made me his fauxfriend.

fauxfriend by Craig Bowers April 11, 2007

dyke dude 

The lesbian version of the "fag hag"
Often they are gay men who "pass"

I'm going to the autoshow with Thomas, my dyke dude.

dyke dude by Craig Bowers May 3, 2006

SJP 

The acronym for Sarah Jessica Parker. Usually said with a stereotypically gay flamboyancy.

Oh my god SJP looked so fantabulous at the Gloden Globes!

SJP by Craig Bowers December 24, 2005