Craig's definitions

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005

tar and feathered

when some chucks a bucket of tar on you and then get a ripped up pillow hit around you. it is vertually impossible to get off. Usually happens on stag doos

your husband got tarred and feathered last nite

by craig March 12, 2003

lamf

Like A Mother Fucker. Used by Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers. LAMF is a gang territory reference, a "keep off out turf" warning.

Like A Mother Fucker

by Craig October 21, 2004

nudger

being gay or acting like a twat

tour a nudger

by craig March 28, 2004

whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by Craig March 15, 2005

Fupalicious

when someone has a FUPA and it is sexy and she (or maybe he???) is over the age of 700

Mrs. Kurey is the most fupalicious teacher I know, and yes I am this nice to all my teachers.

by Craig January 4, 2004

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005