trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.
Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.
by Craig November 01, 2004
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Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
by Craig September 07, 2004
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monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.
As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.
by Craig July 07, 2004
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treat

Short for noob treat. One that is so bad, he is a treat even for noobs.
Have you seen this kid play halo? He's such a treat.
by Craig March 14, 2005
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whizzle

a White guy with black qualities
Anyone by the name of Craige
by Craig December 11, 2003
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red sex

sex while the woman is on her period
why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds
by craig March 12, 2003
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geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.
Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11
by Craig March 09, 2005
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