Definitions by Craig

waif 

a homeless person; hobo

The waif was stealing shit.

waif by craig January 19, 2004

chocolate chimney warrior 

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

chocolate chimney warrior by craig January 16, 2004

chingas 

to bother, complain, bitch, or f*#k.

No me chingas! - Quit bothering me !(just a tad bit stronger though)

chingas by craig January 15, 2004

Table Time 

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

Table Time by Craig January 12, 2004

twigg 

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

twigg by Craig January 5, 2004

Fupalicious 

when someone has a FUPA and it is sexy and she (or maybe he???) is over the age of 700

Mrs. Kurey is the most fupalicious teacher I know, and yes I am this nice to all my teachers.

Fupalicious by Craig January 4, 2004

311 

a song about the singer's boyfriend's apartment, performed by the band HIROSHIMA on their 1987 album titled GO

311, I want to be there, forget about my troubles with you...

311 by Craig December 19, 2003