anorgasmic

dylon is anorgasmic
by craig March 12, 2003
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whizzle

a White guy with black qualities
Anyone by the name of Craige
by Craig December 11, 2003
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Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
by Craig September 07, 2004
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Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles
"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."
by Craig September 14, 2004
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waif

The waif was stealing shit.
by craig January 20, 2004
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jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.
Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.
by Craig April 29, 2005
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flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.
Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.
by craig March 07, 2005
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