Definitions by Craig

tar and feathered 

when some chucks a bucket of tar on you and then get a ripped up pillow hit around you. it is vertually impossible to get off. Usually happens on stag doos

your husband got tarred and feathered last nite

tar and feathered by craig March 12, 2003

erogenous zones 

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

erogenous zones by craig March 12, 2003

after cum

the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out

hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck

after cum by craig March 11, 2003

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

down south chinese burn by craig March 11, 2003

on her reds 

when a woman is on her period

shes on her res, shes pissed off

on her reds by craig March 11, 2003

coitus interuptus 

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

coitus interuptus by craig March 11, 2003

red sex 

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

red sex by craig March 11, 2003