Cpt. Obvious's definitions

sproing

A sprained groin

You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

panda

Mystical creature which lives in the dark and has a black heart

The pandas are coming!

by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003

jughead

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence

You're such a jughead!

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

Frigidair

A name for a frigid bitch.

Frigidair won't ever give it up

by Cpt. Obvious May 31, 2003

Tainted

Dirty or unclean. Also see Skeezy

The whore was tainted with many a VD!

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

gappy

A person with a giant gap in their teeth.

Hey gappy! I bet you floss with a 2x4

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

Herpoghonasiphilaids

General term for vd's

That prostitute probably has some herpoghonasiphilaids.

by Cpt. Obvious June 4, 2003