Cpt. Obvious's definitions

jughead

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence

You're such a jughead!

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

sproing

A sprained groin

You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

Double up on that pony

When two guys do 1 girl

The hobos doubled up on that pony

by Cpt. Obvious May 31, 2003

gappy

A person with a giant gap in their teeth.

Hey gappy! I bet you floss with a 2x4

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

panda

Mystical creature which lives in the dark and has a black heart

The pandas are coming!

by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003

Frigidair

A name for a frigid bitch.

Frigidair won't ever give it up

by Cpt. Obvious May 31, 2003

Herpoghonasiphilaids

General term for vd's

That prostitute probably has some herpoghonasiphilaids.

by Cpt. Obvious June 4, 2003