Coz the Shroom's definitions

Butt Bang

To ingest drugs by shoving a syringe up the butt and squirting the drugs into the rectum.

Fact: you can butt bang BDO if you don't want to wait four hours for your digestive tract to be free.

by Coz the Shroom May 29, 2010

Bengdahlzi

Fox news official policy, spoken directly from the anus into the brains of those who smell like anus!

Watching fox news tonight? Any new Bengdahlzi you're up in arms about or can I go upstairs and hit the fart sack without listening to you being a chainer all night?

by Coz the Shroom June 9, 2014

Sleepadelic

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.

"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"

by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011

rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.

"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."

by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013

Foghat

An older "dazed and confused" classic rock era burn-out or drug casualty who has severe communication problems. A low-functioning stoner with poor comprehension skills.

"You left your weed in the kitchen sink again, foghat!"

by Coz the Shroom October 6, 2017

Nugget Head

1. Someone who thinks their brain is made of gold, but in reality it is just small enough to catch the mesh in the panning tray.
2. A term of endearment used in mining camps to elicit gay sex. Now in general use to prod people with large egos.

Way to go, nugget head, now nobody can eat the cream corn!

by Coz the Shroom October 23, 2011

Google Dearth

the increasing inability of Google to furnish relevant search results.

"I was trying to do a search to find out how many carbohydrates are in this herbal medicine. So I used Google"
"how did your search go?"
"I got carb counters for culinary herbs, lots of information on weight loss herbs, lots of places where I could buy herbs, lots of ads for low carb diets, but absolutely no information on whether slippery elm is too loaded with carbs for me to use for nasal polyps while on my diet-- wow! I got hit again by Google Dearth!"

by Coz the Shroom May 10, 2012