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The world’s most corona-unfriendly nation with allegedly zero infected cases, because it has completely closed its borders to all aliens, and Dictator-Murderer Kim had ordered that any foreign enemy who tried to cross over to infect the reclusive and starving nation would be shot dead.
With zero infections and deaths, the world’s most isolated and repressive nation prided itself for containing the coronavirus pandemic successfully thanks to draconian Covid-🇰🇵 measures.
by Covido November 21, 2020
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Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.
by Covido September 12, 2020
Get the Covid-🎲 mug.The way 99.99% students worldwide are taught math in school, with everyone painting the same way, and the few who refuse to conform are ridiculed or marginalized—being an odd in a sea of evens often comes with a stigmatizing price tag or a negative label.
Those who refuse to see “math as problem-solving” (read as “math as rote-learning”) in a first class economy should be prepared to be sacrificed as a dead chicken to scare the monkeys—the paint-by-numbers math strategy is good enough for most Asian high-GDP countries to be ranked among the top ten in international comparative studies like PISA and TIMSS, and to win a few dozen medals at math contests and competitions.
by Covido July 11, 2022
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Three weeks after the 🤥₉₁₁ event, some pro-Trump bookmakers still refuse to pay punters who correctly predicted the political earthquake, because they argue that there is no official announcement that President Trump ever lost the 2020 presidential election.
by Covido November 30, 2020
Get the 🤥₉₁₁ mug.Short for “Trump Old Party.” Also known as GOP 2.0. The Republican Party hijacked by the morally corrupt Donald J. Trump, who is being insincerely supported by self-serving political chameleons, who expect him to back them in the next election.
TOP members, who falsely parroted that there was election fraud that prevented their Pinocchio boss from winning a second term in 2020, are like political yo-yos who can’t fight on their own merits but to suck up to a morally bankrupt Insurrectionist-in-Chief for his electoral and financial support.
by Covido January 9, 2022
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At a Christmask party, organized by a pro-Trump alt-right group, the police arrested a dozen-odd “patriots” for improperly or not wearing a mask, and a few others who were caught with a fake vaccine certificate.
by Covido December 3, 2021
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Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 29, 2020
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