Definitions by Covido
Trump is Covid-19⁺
A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
Trump is Covid-19⁺ by Covido October 2, 2020
Covidillion
When the number of corona infections or deaths is a million, mostly due to the mishandling of the pandemic crisis, or to the ineptitude of an oft-corrupt or rogue head of state.
A covidillion deaths and over 33 covidillion infections were recorded yesterday thanks to corrupt or fake leaders like Trump, Johnson, Modi, and Bolsonaro.
Covidillion by Covido September 29, 2020
Corona Cloud
When looking heavenwards, is it a good or bad omen when someone sees a corona cloud? A sign that the virus would soon disappear from the planet, or a deadlier strand of it would plague the world?
Corona Cloud by Covido September 27, 2020
Q-tistics
Short for “QAnon Statistics.” The conspiracy that the corona infections and deaths statistics in the US have been concocted or inflated to make Donald J. Trump look awfully untruthful and inept in managing the pandemic crisis.
Don’t Give Corona a Chance!
When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreading—when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.
If more fake leaders would promote the “Don’t give corona a chance!” slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.
Don’t Give Corona a Chance! by Covido September 27, 2020
Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?
When punters in the US and the UK are betting whether Democratic-run “blue states” or Republican-led “red states” are likely to yield a greater proportion of infections and fatalities come 11/3.
Latest US results showed that around 53% of deaths have so far occurred in "blue" states and 47% in "red" ones. It’s no wonder that bookmakers are frustratingly changing the odds every other day, by constantly asking: “Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?”
Is Covid-19 Blue or Red? by Covido September 27, 2020
Covid-🎄
When an inept head of state’s early “Christmas present” to the nation is to implement more draconian measures to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which is worsening by the day, thus making it virtually impossible for people to meet up during the festive season.
In anticipation of a second wave, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is coming up with a set of restrictions for Covid-🎄, which could last a painful six months until March 2021.