Definitions by Covido

COVID-X 

When the letter X is linked to different operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, tetration) with regard to the actual number of infections or fatalities in a country—for example, if X infected cases are reported in some rogue nations, the actual figures are probably closer to the following: North Korea: X + 2; India: 2X; Russia: 2ˣ; China: ˣ2.

What is COVID-X for China if X is 3? The answer is ³2 = (2²)² = 4² = 16.

COVID-X by Covido January 10, 2021

Covid-🇲🇹 

When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.

Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-🇲🇹 crisis.

Covid-🇲🇹 by Covido January 9, 2021

Covid-🇱🇰 

When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.

The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-🇱🇰 crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.

Covid-🇱🇰 by Covido January 8, 2021

Covidaver 

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.

Covidaver by Covido January 8, 2021

29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9

A formula to figure out 19.

Are these two equations equivalent: 29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9 and 10 – 🦠 = –9?

29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9 by Covido January 7, 2021

Covid-20 

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.

For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.

Covid-20 by Covido January 6, 2021

Covid-19 (20/21) 

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.

With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?

Covid-19 (20/21) by Covido January 1, 2021