When a 91-year-old person who died of Covid-19 made the headlines, which tickles some readers to figure out the odds that the age of the victim and the coronavirus are palindromes.
by Covido January 10, 2021
Get the Palindromic Deathmug. When looking heavenwards, is it a good or bad omen when someone sees a corona cloud? A sign that the virus would soon disappear from the planet, or a deadlier strand of it would plague the world?
by Covido September 27, 2020
Get the Corona Cloudmug. The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.
Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the Covid-20/21mug. When New Zealand that was hell-bent to stamping Covid out has been humbled by the highly contagious delta variant, which forces the “hermit nation” to give up her zero Covid strategy in eradicating community transmission.
“Fortress New Zealand,” which has one of the strictest border rules in the world, has been breached, and with one of the lowest Covid-19 vaccination rates in the OECD, are Kiwis, who have been languishing in a year-long Covid prison, prepared to live with Covid-🇳🇿?
by Covido October 05, 2021
Get the Covid-🇳🇿mug. When the Communist Party of China (CCP) is toying with the idea of limiting the number of hours students could spend on their school math homework every day, much to the relief of millions of math-anxious students and their parents, so that the time could be better spent on non-academic pursuits, or on familiarizing themselves with Xi’s socialist writings.
Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.
by Covido August 29, 2022
Get the Math Homework Crackdownmug. When Hong Kong is politically being taken advantage of by China during the pandemic crisis, as the Chinese Communists passed a “security law” to weaken its Western-style political system following months-long pro-democracy protests that had plagued the city.
With the recent arrest of pro-democracy lawmakers in the midst of the Covid-🇭🇰 crisis, Hong Kong’s “One Country, Two Systems” governance model suffered a political stroke before deteriorating into a coma.
by Covido April 10, 2021
Get the Covid-🇭🇰mug. The art of predicting what kind of person someone is, or what is presently preoccupying their mind, by looking at the type of face mask they are wearing in public places.
Thanks to maskology, it’s not hard to judge the heart condition of a masker: donning a mask without covering their nose; wearing a rainbow or pink mask all the time; painting a mask on their face that deceptively looks like they’ve put on one; or sporting a green or black mask with the ISIS logo on it.
by Covido March 10, 2022
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