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Covid-🇰🇷

When South Korea’s initial success in mitigating infection via effective tracking and selective quarantining without having strict lockdowns later took a blow when cult church leaders lied to the authorities about their members, suspected to be potential vectors of the virus.
South Korea’s approach to containing Covid-🇰🇷 has so far been mixed, with their vaccination exercise only started recently, compared to other Asian countries.
by Covido April 7, 2021
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Covid-25

When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.
At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.
by Covido December 5, 2021
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Corona Cloud

When you eerily see that the dark clouds in the sky look like the shape of the coronavirus.
When looking heavenwards, is it a good or bad omen when someone sees a corona cloud? A sign that the virus would soon disappear from the planet, or a deadlier strand of it would plague the world?
by Covido September 27, 2020
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Covid-🇹🇿

When Tanzania’s President cautions health officials against acquiring Covid-19 vaccines, which could harm the people, who should not be used as “guinea pigs”; instead, the faithful Catholic leader recommends prayers and traditional medicine to fight the coronavirus.
Because God will continue to protect Tanzanians from any plague, even with the recent rise in mortality rate, the president who self-declared the country corona-free last year thinks that implementing a lockdown, or vaccinating the population, is a false security rather than a necessity in containing Covid-🇹🇿.
by Covido January 27, 2021
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TikTok Math

When math educators could tap on the rich made-in-China app’s potential, which is popular among millennials and creatives worldwide, to depict the lighter or irreverent side of math and math education, by sending the subtle or sexy message that math needn’t be a four-letter “four-letter” word.
If teachers and tutors were to leverage on TikTok Math possibilities or prospects to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious students, billions of dollars could be saved by many Ministries of Education worldwide every year.
by Covido March 6, 2022
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Wealth Inequality

When a CEO earns more than 300 times in a day what many of their workers earn in a year, or when the top 0.1% owns as much as the bottom 90% of the population.
The immoral wealth inequality is proof of pure hypocrisy by billionaires and CEOs, who never fail to point out that they’ll give away most of the wealth after their last heartbeat.
by Covido August 24, 2022
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Make China Great Again!

Also known as “China’s Great Revival.” A slogan by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to restore China to its past glory as one of the greatest civilizations in the world following its defeat and humiliation in colonial and war times, and Mao’s decades-long totalitarian rule that impeded the motherland’s progress economically and scientifically.
Few critics could deny that leveraging on the policies put in place by his previous three predecessors, Comrade Xi has transformed China into a wealthy major power with a modern military and advanced tech sector, while cracking down on political opponents and getting tough on big shady businesses and filthy rich individuals. No doubt, the new emperor is boldly preaching about “Make China Great Again!”
by Covido October 22, 2022
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