A timeless set of biblical verses on how God wants His creation to view the concept of time, which reminds mankind how life is fragile and transient—how His people need to value their limited time on earth while they go through life’s tribulations and experience His recurring deliverance and blessing until their last breath.
In Psalms 90, we’re told that (a) in God’s sight, a thousand years are like a day that has just gone by; (b) the length of our days is 70 years—or 80 years, if we’re strong enough; and (c) we need to ask God to teach us to number our days carefully so that we’ll be wise in how we live.
by Covido September 23, 2020
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The WHO warned the world that 🦠₁₉ 💉 ≠ 0😷 or 0💀, when not everyone would be able to get jabbed in early 2021.
by Covido December 06, 2020
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Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.
by Covido November 25, 2020
Get the Covid-270mug. When the number of people in a country or city who suffer their last heartbeat due to the coronavirus on a given day is exactly nineteen.
Superstitious gamblers in some Asian countries morbidly think that 1919 is a “lucky” 4D number if they witness a Covidead-19 tragedy.
by Covido December 20, 2020
Get the Covidead-19mug. The name North Korea plans to christen its locally developed Covid-19 single-shot vaccine, which can be kept at regular refrigerated temperatures—it has allegedly been shown to be 91% effective in a Phase 3 trial involving no less than a quarter million human guinea pigs.
A spokesperson from the Pyongyang Medical University told the media that millions of free doses of Covikim would be shipped to friendly nations like Iran, Syria, and Mozambique as part of the country’s “vaccine diplomacy.”
by Covido January 29, 2021
Get the Covikimmug. A formula to figure out 19.
Are these two equations equivalent: 29 – 🦠 = 🦠 – 9 and 10 – 🦠 = –9?
by Covido January 07, 2021
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Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
by Covido November 17, 2020
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