Definitions by Covido
Piriosity
When someone is radically curious about the number π, hoping to experience some aha’s once in a while, when she reveals some juicy little theorems or lemmas about her.
Twitterdamus
Someone who predicts the demise of Twitter that could occur sooner than expected following its new founder’s recent decision to fire about half of the staff, and now his threats that those who refuse to slave for him would suffer the same fate.
Tens of thousands of Twitterdamuses worldwide have emerged in the last twenty-four hours to divine the imminent collapse of the social media platform in the aftermath of a “mass exodus” of “softcore” software staff.
Twitterdamus by Covido November 19, 2022
Pi Swing
When the hourly or daily point swings for certain volatile stocks or cryptocurrencies appear to follow the digits of the irrational number π.
Since the Covid-19 outbreak, superstitious speculators who’ve witnessed a number of pi swings wonder whether there could be some numerological or paranormal explanation to that perceived phenomenon.
Pi Apparition
When the ghost or spirit of the number π would appear to some lucky mathematicians or math educators to reveal to them some of her sexy numerical, geometric, or trigonometric properties—when they least expect her to visiting them, while experiencing an aha!
Unlike demonic apparitions that petrify even diehard Proud Boys “patriots,” pi apparitions are welcomed by both the mathematical brethren and the numerological fraternity.
Pi Apparition by Covido November 18, 2022
Bloodology
The pseudoscience of divining or predicting someone’s personality based on their blood type—for instance, those with B+ are deemed tolerant and ambitious, while those with B– are inflexible and negative.
Comedians are trying to find out whether or not Donald Trump’s blood type is O-, which would then confirm that bloodology exceptionally or situationally works for the “narrow-minded, narcissistic” Liar-in-Chief.
Bloodology by Covido November 4, 2022
Make China Great Again!
Also known as “China’s Great Revival.” A slogan by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to restore China to its past glory as one of the greatest civilizations in the world following its defeat and humiliation in colonial and war times, and Mao’s decades-long totalitarian rule that impeded the motherland’s progress economically and scientifically.
Few critics could deny that leveraging on the policies put in place by his previous three predecessors, Comrade Xi has transformed China into a wealthy major power with a modern military and advanced tech sector, while cracking down on political opponents and getting tough on big shady businesses and filthy rich individuals. No doubt, the new emperor is boldly preaching about “Make China Great Again!”
Make China Great Again! by Covido October 22, 2022
God Shot
Also known as “God Jab.” When billions of believers often forget that wisely seeking God’s protection first to shield them from any plague or pestilence is freely available to them 24/7 long before they even receive a man-made vaccine, which loses its immunity to the coronavirus over time.