4 definitions by Count Zurich
(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."
Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.
Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
by Count Zurich April 4, 2009
Slang for anal sex. Javascript works across all systems, as anal sex works across all people. Hence: Java=Anal Sex.
Ex 1: Dude, I convinced her to have java with me last night. It was so awesome until her IBS kicked in. I'm still scraping chocolate pudding off of my popsicle stick.
Ex2: Oh gross! Those two guys are having java in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Ex2: Oh gross! Those two guys are having java in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
by Count Zurich May 11, 2009
A euphemism meaning to have diarrhea, explosive or non-explosive, and/or chronic digestive problems. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Originated from the Metal Gear videogame series from Johnny Sasaki, a luckless soldier with chronic digestive problems.
As a noun- Dude, I ate some rancid beans and had Johnny Sasaki all night.
As a verb- Not cool, man! You Johnny Sasaki'd all over my couch!
As a verb- Not cool, man! You Johnny Sasaki'd all over my couch!
by Count Zurich July 11, 2008
by Count Zurich July 11, 2008