Definitions by Count Noosula

Bumfunkler 

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

Bumfunkler by Count Noosula April 16, 2019

Fumbunkler 

Fumbunkler is a light hearted jab that one would typically direct towards friends.

This word is never to be mistaken with "bumfunkler"

"Hurry up you fumbunkler, we're going to be late for the train"

Fumbunkler by Count Noosula April 16, 2019

A.I.G 

The A.I.G (annual incestual gathering) is where an entire family converges to participate in an orgy of monumental proportions.

1st guy: "Why is Howard grinning so much?"
2nd guy: "That sick fuck just got back from the A.I.G in Svalbard"

A.I.G by Count Noosula November 10, 2017