Count Funkula's definitions

kneeslapper

When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.

That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.

by Count Funkula June 13, 2003

pour the meat

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

wigsplitta

A person (normally a gang member)who uses a firearm to shoot people in the top of the head.

He be a wigsplitta.
He be a wigsplittin nigga.

by Count Funkula June 2, 2003

whiskeydick

When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.

I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003