Definitions by Cottleston Pie

fauxcialist 

A faux socialist; one who professes to follow socialist principles, but in fact opposes or undermines them at every turn. Tony Blair's "New Labour" in the UK is a well-known example.

Tony Blair took the socialist Labour Party in a new direction in 1997, creating the fauxcialist and neoliberal "New Labour".

fauxcialist by Cottleston Pie June 3, 2011

magpied 

Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?

magpied by Cottleston Pie March 30, 2011

gigantinormongous 

Gigantic + enormous + humongous. Even bigger than Gigantinormous. The Universe aspires to this size.

Urban Dictionary is gigantinormongously awesome.

gigantinormongous by Cottleston Pie December 25, 2008