Cottleston Pie's definitions

magpied

Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?

by Cottleston Pie March 30, 2011

fauxcialist

A faux socialist; one who professes to follow socialist principles, but in fact opposes or undermines them at every turn. Tony Blair's "New Labour" in the UK is a well-known example.

Tony Blair took the socialist Labour Party in a new direction in 1997, creating the fauxcialist and neoliberal "New Labour".

by Cottleston Pie June 3, 2011

gigantinormongous

Gigantic + enormous + humongous. Even bigger than Gigantinormous. The Universe aspires to this size.

Urban Dictionary is gigantinormongously awesome.

by Cottleston Pie December 25, 2008