...needs to shut the fuck up.
by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003
Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.
by Cosmixmaster January 03, 2003
by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003
Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003
Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003