Cosmixmaster's definitions

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

dynagrip

...needs to shut the fuck up.

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?

by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003

Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003