Cosmic Toasties's definitions

Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.

"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"

by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022

Bethany

A major disappointment. She also stabs people's toes with her toenails. Watch out for her.

"What the fuck, Bethany?!"
"Hurry up, Bethany!"
"You're such a disappointment..."

by Cosmic Toasties January 7, 2022

Yasmina

She's such a chad. Everyone simps for her. She's also a furry so that's cool :D

:D
"Woah Yasi, can you bully Bethany?"
"Yasmina is so cool!"

Also WHALE

by Cosmic Toasties January 7, 2022

Jameson

Jameson is half gay. He's also the male version of Bethany. Jameson also looks like a nerd haha.

Bethany and Jameson are the same person.

by Cosmic Toasties January 7, 2022

Craephus

Craephus is a big and strong barbarian dragonborn. She has an ice breathe and can freeze anyone instantly. She is funny and nice. If you have a Craephus in your life, don't let go of them.

1. Wow Craephus, you froze all those boxes Messiah lit up!
2. Craephus just froze all these kobolds in one shot! She'll keep them for later.

by Cosmic Toasties May 14, 2021

Havoc

An amazing cutie!

"Havocutie Havocutie!"

Person 1: "Havoc is so cool!"
Person 2: "I know, right? He's so cute!"

by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022