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You know, the thing

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022

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Joe Biden: Um uh, uh you know, you know the the thing, it's just, it's just, I mean think about it, think about how we think about it, it's just, you know, you know, the rapidly rising, um uh, with um uh, um I don't know, anyway, look, look fatty, here's the deal, play the radio, or um, I mean, have the telephone on at night, I mean um uh the tv, or um uh the record player, make sure the kids hear words, but you know, covid has taken, it has taken over 100 years just since the outbreak, I mean, I mean it's just, c'mon maaaan!

Any person with a brain: this man has dementia and clearly should not be president!

Any democrat: Oh my gosh yay yay yay go Joe! That was the greatest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say about anything ever! Orange man bad!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

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CNN

A 24 hour entertainment network dedicated to broadcasting fake news and libtard propaganda, as well as a network dedicated to bashing Donald Trump. But now since he is no longer president their ratings have gone way down because they have nothing to talk about since they can no longer just complain about Trump all day long, and of course they don't want to tell the truth about their mentally incompetent president Joe Biden who has dementia. They still insist that he won the election and there was no voter fraud, well if that's the case it is a scary thought that 80 million people would vote for a lying, cheating, racist, creepy kid sniffing old fool who has dementia for president just because 'orange man bad!'

Libtard: Did you hear? Trump holds a glass weird, plus he walked down a ramp slow once, not to mention that he's a big orange meany and a racist, he is mentally unfit for president. Orange man bad!11
Smart person: Oh you must've been watching CNN (continually cunt network) again. They are about as credible for actual news as Cartoon Network.
Libtard: I...um...you...you're just a big meany and a bully like Trump is! You're a right wing nut job!
Smart person: I'd rather be a right-wing nutjob than a left-wing retarded loser with no nuts and no job!
Libtard: wait...what? I don't understand.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

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Joe Biden

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Loads funnier than all of the late-night so-called "comedians" of today.

Joe Biden is unintentionally one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Every time he opens his mouth, you know you're in for a good laugh. End of quote, repeat the line.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

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