1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Tom: Have you heard that rapper Kendrick Lamar? What do you think of him?
Josh: He sounds like Donald Duck on crack!
Josh: He sounds like Donald Duck on crack!
by Cornpop was a bad dude August 03, 2018
The most overused word in hip hop music today and by a certain type of black people, mostly the uneducated type who heavily partake in the hip hop culture and gangsta lifestyle.
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YG: my nigga, my nigga, my nigga my nigga, thatz my mafuckin nigga!
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Random dumb person: Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga and yeah, that's what I said, I said nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, I finna shoot a pussy nigga in his face nigga, nigga steppin' outta line nigga, nigga mus ain't know nigga, dat bitch azz nigga mus ain't know dat he out of pocket nigga, dat nigga finna get a beatdown nigga
Smart person: don't you know any other words besides nigga?
Dumb person: ay nigga now I finna whoop yo white azz!
Smart person: why?
Dumb person: cuz u said nigga! U can't say nigga nigga, nigga u white nigga so u can't say nigga nigga, nigga u undastand nigga?
Smart person: well you just said it like 500 times!
Dumb person: yeah cuz im black n u white so you can't say it even dough we say it in every other rap song every other five words u can't say it even dough we want equal rights we can say it u cant daz juz da way it iz now we finna fight bitch ass nigga!
Smart person: wait...so now you call me a nigga? How can you call me a nigga and I'm white, and you say I can't say it even if I'm just quoting your retardation? Fuckin dumbfuck!
YG: my nigga, my nigga, my nigga my nigga, thatz my mafuckin nigga!
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Random dumb person: Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga and yeah, that's what I said, I said nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, I finna shoot a pussy nigga in his face nigga, nigga steppin' outta line nigga, nigga mus ain't know nigga, dat bitch azz nigga mus ain't know dat he out of pocket nigga, dat nigga finna get a beatdown nigga
Smart person: don't you know any other words besides nigga?
Dumb person: ay nigga now I finna whoop yo white azz!
Smart person: why?
Dumb person: cuz u said nigga! U can't say nigga nigga, nigga u white nigga so u can't say nigga nigga, nigga u undastand nigga?
Smart person: well you just said it like 500 times!
Dumb person: yeah cuz im black n u white so you can't say it even dough we say it in every other rap song every other five words u can't say it even dough we want equal rights we can say it u cant daz juz da way it iz now we finna fight bitch ass nigga!
Smart person: wait...so now you call me a nigga? How can you call me a nigga and I'm white, and you say I can't say it even if I'm just quoting your retardation? Fuckin dumbfuck!
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 16, 2022
When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 20, 2022
When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Somebody suffering from severe mental retardation. Probably were dropped on their head a few times as a baby, their mama may have smoked crack when she was pregnant with them. Also a very ugly and unattractive bitch, not sexy or hot at all, not a bad bitch. The bitches that complain about abortion restrictions and how it should be a right for all women (so they can have the freedom to be hoes without any consequences), but let's be honest, with faces and bodies like that, they won't ever have to worry about becoming pregnant because I mean let's be real, who'd put their dick in that?
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Bill: damn that girl is ugly as shit, wow look at her face, it's all jacked up and everything, and look at her hideous body, all fat and everything, who does she think she's fooling wearing a bikini, it's not like she's a hottie, I wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot pole!
Jim: She's a Biden supporter, what do you expect? It's not like she's gonna be pretty or hot.
Bill: oh I should've figured
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Ugly libtard girl: shame! Shame shame shame! Shame on republicans for telling a woman what she can do with her own body!
Normal person who isn't a retard: oh shut the fuck up already you dumb bitch, and besides, I think with that body you never have to worry about becoming pregnant in the first place!
Libtard: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bill: damn that girl is ugly as shit, wow look at her face, it's all jacked up and everything, and look at her hideous body, all fat and everything, who does she think she's fooling wearing a bikini, it's not like she's a hottie, I wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot pole!
Jim: She's a Biden supporter, what do you expect? It's not like she's gonna be pretty or hot.
Bill: oh I should've figured
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Ugly libtard girl: shame! Shame shame shame! Shame on republicans for telling a woman what she can do with her own body!
Normal person who isn't a retard: oh shut the fuck up already you dumb bitch, and besides, I think with that body you never have to worry about becoming pregnant in the first place!
Libtard: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
An awful yet hilarious misspelling of the word rapper, usually found online, that can get you into a lot of trouble.
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Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.
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Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.
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Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.
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Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.
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Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 22, 2022