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Big stick

A big or very large penis, especially that of a president.
Sleepy Joe Biden: I promise you, the president has a big stick, I promise you!

Well he would know, he was slapped around by that big stick for 8 years.

Joe Biden loves the BBC
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 17, 2022
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Biden

B - bullshitin'
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
Joey 'sippy cup' Biden is the real racist, not Donald Trump.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Mentally retarded

99% of all liberals in 2022. The kind of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Lezly

A girl who is very tomboyish. 9 times out of 10 a girl named Lezly is a lesbian.
1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!

2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!

3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Young Dolph

Yet another wack rapper with no skills. Representing (or rather disgracing) Memphis, Young Dolph commands little to no respect. All of his songs are about the same things, just about how much money he has, how many bitches he fucks, how many guns he has and how many drugs he smokes. Some people say that Dolph speaks for the struggle, but all his music really does is promote cocaine use to young teens who don't know any better.
Guy1: Yo I agreed with Pete Rock when he said that Young Dolph is trash, somebody needed to say it and I'm glad he did because that nigga is straight garbage!
Guy2: Yeah, Dolph is a joke and he has no skill.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 15, 2022
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Biden

B - brainless
I - intellectually challenged
D - demented
E - everything wrong with America
N - not the president
Biden is not the president!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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The lights are on, but nobody's home

1. Literally, when someone leaves their house and forgets to turn off their lights.
2. Joe Biden
1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!

2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 20, 2022
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