Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
An awful yet hilarious misspelling of the word rapper, usually found online, that can get you into a lot of trouble.
1.
Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.
2.
Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.
3.
Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.
2.
Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.
3.
Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 22, 2022
A 24 hour entertainment network dedicated to broadcasting fake news and libtard propaganda, as well as a network dedicated to bashing Donald Trump. But now since he is no longer president their ratings have gone way down because they have nothing to talk about since they can no longer just complain about Trump all day long, and of course they don't want to tell the truth about their mentally incompetent president Joe Biden who has dementia. They still insist that he won the election and there was no voter fraud, well if that's the case it is a scary thought that 80 million people would vote for a lying, cheating, racist, creepy kid sniffing old fool who has dementia for president just because 'orange man bad!'
Libtard: Did you hear? Trump holds a glass weird, plus he walked down a ramp slow once, not to mention that he's a big orange meany and a racist, he is mentally unfit for president. Orange man bad!11
Smart person: Oh you must've been watching CNN (continually cunt network) again. They are about as credible for actual news as Cartoon Network.
Libtard: I...um...you...you're just a big meany and a bully like Trump is! You're a right wing nut job!
Smart person: I'd rather be a right-wing nutjob than a left-wing retarded loser with no nuts and no job!
Libtard: wait...what? I don't understand.
Smart person: Oh you must've been watching CNN (continually cunt network) again. They are about as credible for actual news as Cartoon Network.
Libtard: I...um...you...you're just a big meany and a bully like Trump is! You're a right wing nut job!
Smart person: I'd rather be a right-wing nutjob than a left-wing retarded loser with no nuts and no job!
Libtard: wait...what? I don't understand.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
1. From now on, when somebody makes a verbal gaffe, it will be referred to as a Joe Biden.
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
John: hey you remember our old friend Justin?
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022