Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.
Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Random person: Ya, ya ya ya, my niga, my nigga my nigga my nigga, ya, ya ya, my nigga my nigga, my mafuckin nigga, ya YG 4 hunid, fuck donald trump!
Me: Oh shut the fuck up you retard, you're such a YG!
Me: Oh shut the fuck up you retard, you're such a YG!
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 16, 2022
Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
1. Somebody who talks and or acts like an idiot even though they know better.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
1.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
2.
Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
2.
Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Joe Biden: Um uh, uh you know, you know the the thing, it's just, it's just, I mean think about it, think about how we think about it, it's just, you know, you know, the rapidly rising, um uh, with um uh, um I don't know, anyway, look, look fatty, here's the deal, play the radio, or um, I mean, have the telephone on at night, I mean um uh the tv, or um uh the record player, make sure the kids hear words, but you know, covid has taken, it has taken over 100 years just since the outbreak, I mean, I mean it's just, c'mon maaaan!
Any person with a brain: this man has dementia and clearly should not be president!
Any democrat: Oh my gosh yay yay yay go Joe! That was the greatest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say about anything ever! Orange man bad!
Any person with a brain: this man has dementia and clearly should not be president!
Any democrat: Oh my gosh yay yay yay go Joe! That was the greatest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say about anything ever! Orange man bad!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
A rapper who most people believe to be straight, but is really gay. He also cries all the time but then tries to act all hard. Says how he could steal your bitch but in reality he'd probably kiss you on the lips and put your penis in his mouth instead.
Drake: Ya, ya ya ya, I'm Drizzy, I get more bitches than I can handle, ya, they blow on me like a candle, that pussy girl I'm trynna sample, my girl got so much ass she ample, ya
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022