Another word for dementia
Johnny: Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa? Today he forgot who I was twice and then I think he even forgot where he was for a minute. He also started rambling about this guy named Corn Pop, and then he got to talking about his hairy legs, and how he liked kids to rub them, it was all very weird.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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YG: my nigga, my nigga, my nigga my nigga, thatz my mafuckin nigga!
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Random dumb person: Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga and yeah, that's what I said, I said nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, I finna shoot a pussy nigga in his face nigga, nigga steppin' outta line nigga, nigga mus ain't know nigga, dat bitch azz nigga mus ain't know dat he out of pocket nigga, dat nigga finna get a beatdown nigga
Smart person: don't you know any other words besides nigga?
Dumb person: ay nigga now I finna whoop yo white azz!
Smart person: why?
Dumb person: cuz u said nigga! U can't say nigga nigga, nigga u white nigga so u can't say nigga nigga, nigga u undastand nigga?
Smart person: well you just said it like 500 times!
Dumb person: yeah cuz im black n u white so you can't say it even dough we say it in every other rap song every other five words u can't say it even dough we want equal rights we can say it u cant daz juz da way it iz now we finna fight bitch ass nigga!
Smart person: wait...so now you call me a nigga? How can you call me a nigga and I'm white, and you say I can't say it even if I'm just quoting your retardation? Fuckin dumbfuck!
YG: my nigga, my nigga, my nigga my nigga, thatz my mafuckin nigga!
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Random dumb person: Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga and yeah, that's what I said, I said nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, I finna shoot a pussy nigga in his face nigga, nigga steppin' outta line nigga, nigga mus ain't know nigga, dat bitch azz nigga mus ain't know dat he out of pocket nigga, dat nigga finna get a beatdown nigga
Smart person: don't you know any other words besides nigga?
Dumb person: ay nigga now I finna whoop yo white azz!
Smart person: why?
Dumb person: cuz u said nigga! U can't say nigga nigga, nigga u white nigga so u can't say nigga nigga, nigga u undastand nigga?
Smart person: well you just said it like 500 times!
Dumb person: yeah cuz im black n u white so you can't say it even dough we say it in every other rap song every other five words u can't say it even dough we want equal rights we can say it u cant daz juz da way it iz now we finna fight bitch ass nigga!
Smart person: wait...so now you call me a nigga? How can you call me a nigga and I'm white, and you say I can't say it even if I'm just quoting your retardation? Fuckin dumbfuck!
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 16, 2022
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Grandpa Joe: Wow, look at those beautiful young ladies, I love to see them dancing, they sure are some gorgeous young girls, wow look at her cross her legs like a little lady, she looks 19! I love seeing all these beautiful girls dancing, and I want to see them dancing in four years from now too!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
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Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
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Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
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Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022
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I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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