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by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Stupid son of a bitch mug.Tom: Have you heard that rapper Kendrick Lamar? What do you think of him?
Josh: He sounds like Donald Duck on crack!
Josh: He sounds like Donald Duck on crack!
by Cornpop was a bad dude August 2, 2018
Get the Kendrick Lamar mug.An awful yet hilarious misspelling of the word rapper, usually found online, that can get you into a lot of trouble.
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Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.
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Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.
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Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.
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Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.
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Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 22, 2022
Get the Raper mug.1. Somebody who talks and or acts like an idiot even though they know better.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
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Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
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Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
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Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Plies mug.An old man who makes disturbing and off-putting comments about little girls, sometimes unintentionally and sometimes intentionally.
Grandpa Joe: Wow, look at those beautiful young ladies, I love to see them dancing, they sure are some gorgeous young girls, wow look at her cross her legs like a little lady, she looks 19! I love seeing all these beautiful girls dancing, and I want to see them dancing in four years from now too!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022
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