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Definitions by Cornpop was a bad dude

The goat 

Lil Wayne is not the goat, never was the goat, and never ever will be the goat, ever, no matter how many times people call him the goat!

Donald Trump 

Better than sleepy creepy slow Joe Biden.
Donald Trump is better than slow sleepy joey 'sippy cup' biden. Come on man!
When someone's brain doesn't work properly or they forget something that should be quite obvious.
John: hey you remember our old friend Justin?
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.

Stupid son of a bitch 

Joe Biden
Joey 'sippy cup' Biden is the stupid son of a bitch, not Peter Doocy

Barely there Biden 

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.
Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!
One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Loads funnier than all of the late-night so-called "comedians" of today.
Joe Biden is unintentionally one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Every time he opens his mouth, you know you're in for a good laugh. End of quote, repeat the line.

Dementia patient 

Sleepy Joe Biden
Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...

Joe Biden is a real dementia patient