Corn flake's definitions

Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.

John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!

by Corn Flake December 6, 2006

Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

by Corn Flake October 5, 2006