Patriot

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

by Coop Dupe March 21, 2020

screen steal

when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity

The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.

by Coop Dupe November 21, 2019

Joyful

Nickname for Katie Holmes when she buys coffee.

Joyful is a fashion icon.

by Coop Dupe May 23, 2024

tapping the mound

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis

The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 09, 2018

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe May 28, 2018

Bentley

name for Nikki Haley’s labradoodle

Bentley was the first nonwhite SC first family’s dog.

by Coop Dupe January 19, 2020

zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick

The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019