Coop's definitions

Noogleboard

A board based game involving two guns, a tub of butter and toenail clippings; played by West London gangsters

Oi blud, you up for a round of noogleboard?

by Coop April 6, 2004

stairway to heaven

only the single greatest song of all time i dont care what any of yall fuckers say

to be a rock...and not to roll

by coop January 6, 2004

Trogdor

A reptillian creature discovered by "Strongbad", a man in a mexican wrestling suit with boxing gloves and a somewhat surly disposition. A Trogdor is created through the implementation of an elegant S curve and consummate V's.

Holy Crap! Trogdor is burninating the countryside.

by Coop March 21, 2003

gritter

White trash kids. Usually dirty and running through Wal-Mart unattended.

"You're little gritter, Dakota, bit my dog."

by Coop May 16, 2003

coop

Coop - To be cool and so cool that you just die cos ur sooo cool :O

Coop wow i just said Coop

by Coop June 9, 2003

the one

1. A superpowered, messianic figure now commonly found in modern Sci-Fi movies. (e.g. Neo of the movie series 'The Matrix', Gabe Law of 'The One')
2. Movie starring Jet Li in 2001, directed by James Wong, written by X-Files writers Morgan & Wong.

If Gabe Law and Neo fought, Highlander style, because "There can be only one!" which one would end up The One?

by Coop June 26, 2003

Fog Spot

1. A retarded person. 2. Kids who ride the short bus.
(Derived from the "foggy areas" left on the windows of the short bus, by retarded kids.)

Coop: Yo Greg, did you see the fog spot that made my cheeseburger?

Greg: Yeah dude. Listen up Jack, I don't want no Cork to make my Big Mac!

by Coop July 18, 2003