Definitions by CoonTastic
ghetto seal
Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!
ghetto seal by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
brown gerbil
Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.
brown gerbil by CoonTastic July 23, 2014
squid tits
Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
squid tits by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
pudding gasket
There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.
pudding gasket by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
panty biscuit
A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.
Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.
panty biscuit by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
short boned
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
short boned by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
coonatic
When he came home and saw LaVondra in bed with his boy TyJoneses, LaHenry went ape shit and started acting like a coonatic.
coonatic by CoonTastic June 28, 2014