by CoolguyoG December 30, 2023
Get the Boondocker mug.The arch formed from a cat’s back legs, up to their stomach, and down to their front legs when they stretch up from a nap. Gently sticking your head in this archway can reveal future events to you, and give you wisdom. Bonus points if the cat is white OR if the sun is shining on the cat when it forms an archway of truth.
“Dude, how the hell did you know it was going to rain today? The forecast said 0%!”
“I looked through the Archway of Truth and it was revealed to me.”
“I looked through the Archway of Truth and it was revealed to me.”
by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025
Get the Archway of Truth mug.They’ve landed on Edeth, they are Machines from the Persueous Veil. They’ve brought war to your colony, and now war comes for you.
The Geth have landed on Edeth…
by CoolguyoG December 30, 2023
Get the Geth mug.Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.
by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025
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