Definitions by CoolguyoG

Archway of Truth

The arch formed from a cat’s back legs, up to their stomach, and down to their front legs when they stretch up from a nap. Gently sticking your head in this archway can reveal future events to you, and give you wisdom. Bonus points if the cat is white OR if the sun is shining on the cat when it forms an archway of truth.

“Dude, how the hell did you know it was going to rain today? The forecast said 0%!”

“I looked through the Archway of Truth and it was revealed to me.”

Archway of Truth by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

Phooning by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

Geth 

They’ve landed on Edeth, they are Machines from the Persueous Veil. They’ve brought war to your colony, and now war comes for you.

The Geth have landed on Edeth…

Geth by CoolguyoG December 30, 2023

Boondocker 

Some one who lives under a rock, an ignorant person

You don’t know about Wonder Bread? What a boondocker

Boondocker by CoolguyoG December 30, 2023