35 definitions by Cookie

Grampa Jawz

A sicking alter ego of a harmless college boy. Who says perverted things.

"Hey kiddies, did you know, bannanas make goos sopositories."

by Cookie October 16, 2003

Back Stabber

Gay person or one who gives anal sex. Also a person who surprises you from behind with thier penis.

"Get away from me you god damn gay back stabber"

by Cookie March 9, 2005

Chuck Wagon

The chuck wagon carries the things needed for cooking and eating, and it also caried the supplies and equipment that the wheelers weren't able to carry on their rigs. In this way the chuck wagon freed the wheelers to go have fun without the burden of carrying extra gear on their rigs.

Hey Y'all... Ryan's here with The Chuck Wagon, Lets get some grub and chow down!

by Cookie April 16, 2004

ponk

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

by Cookie October 10, 2002

getup

1. One's apparel or outfit; clothing
2. One's style of dress

"Dude, what's with the getup?"
"The poly-cotton sweater vest? My aunt gave it to me for Christmas."

"Hey Don, what's with the cowboy getup?"

by Cookie August 27, 2004

deliver a royal deuce

To take an extraordinary shit, whether it be of spectacular size, color, or odor, etc.

Dude!! Come check this out!! I just delivered a royal deuce!!

by Cookie November 14, 2004

homotastic

A combination of homo and fantastic; to be spectacularly gay

Man #1 to Men #2 & #3, making out on park bench:
"Man, you guys are homotastic!"

by Cookie August 28, 2004