Conrad's definitions

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

Car Slut

A person who will jump into any car he can get his ass into, regardless of whos driving and where they are going

Hey whats going on?, Where are we goin?
get the fuck out you Car Slut

by Conrad March 27, 2003

Cartooning

Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States

Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

ills

Pills or tablets

Blue ills are ten, Red ills are twenty, the green ills...you can't have those..those are for me

by Conrad June 19, 2003

boy racers

people that dropped out of school and used their money from their paper round to buy their vauxall nova and take 14 year old girls for rides in them jus coz they cant get girls their own age.

:mum gis a couple'a quid so i ca' ge' sum petrol.ta

by conrad March 16, 2004