4 definitions by Concrete Coyotes
A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.
First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.
First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.
by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019
A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.
by Concrete Coyotes November 8, 2019
by Concrete Coyotes November 9, 2020
Lacking in eyebrows. Usually caused by perfecting a skill such as music in the early years when everyone else was nurturing and maintaining their budding eyebrows.
Extraordinarily talented, entertaining and sexy af.
A defining physical feature of the most phenomenally epic morsels of the human race.
Extraordinarily talented, entertaining and sexy af.
A defining physical feature of the most phenomenally epic morsels of the human race.
by Concrete Coyotes June 15, 2020