- noun
Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"
• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"
Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)
A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.
Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:
1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.
The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"
• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"
Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)
A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.
Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:
1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.
The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
I’m going to be late again because of a damn Constipater! This feels like giving birth to a brick – I need a traffic BM!
by ConcealedID July 07, 2009
Get the Constipater mug.The specialized vocabulary of a particular field or discipline that is overused in an attempt to fit in, impress, or just hide a limited vocabulary or inability to think independently.
Overdose of lingo can be accidental or intentional, but repeated use is harmful.
Overdose of lingo can be accidental or intentional, but repeated use is harmful.
by ConcealedID June 27, 2009
Get the LingOD mug.A Conserv-absurd is an argument that provides poor reasoning in support of its conclusion. Conserv-absurds differ from other bad arguments in that right-wing people find these psychologically persuasive, and therefore mistakenly believe its conclusion to be true even though it’s false.
Examples of “If P then Q” Conserv-absurds:
“If you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops.”
“If we fight them over there, we won’t have to fight them here.”
Frequently such illogical sound bites are made into bumper stickers, and the false information will be distributed via email (to catapult the propapoop). More recently this trend has increased among social conservatives.
For example, infidelity is okay IF:
1. You don’t do it in your office. If you have extramarital sex elsewhere like an airport restroom or another country, then it’s okay, even when done at the taxpayer’s or company’s expense.
2. There is reconciliation with your spouse, no matter how much you really hate each other. Especially when there are kids, no matter how much you fight in front of them. It’s better to pretend you have "family values" than to have family well-being.
3. You ask forgiveness, though you don’t regret cheating--just getting busted. It has nothing to do with merit, but rather the appearance of repentance.
4. You do it because you’re fed up with Obama.
Antonym - constipational
Examples of “If P then Q” Conserv-absurds:
“If you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops.”
“If we fight them over there, we won’t have to fight them here.”
Frequently such illogical sound bites are made into bumper stickers, and the false information will be distributed via email (to catapult the propapoop). More recently this trend has increased among social conservatives.
For example, infidelity is okay IF:
1. You don’t do it in your office. If you have extramarital sex elsewhere like an airport restroom or another country, then it’s okay, even when done at the taxpayer’s or company’s expense.
2. There is reconciliation with your spouse, no matter how much you really hate each other. Especially when there are kids, no matter how much you fight in front of them. It’s better to pretend you have "family values" than to have family well-being.
3. You ask forgiveness, though you don’t regret cheating--just getting busted. It has nothing to do with merit, but rather the appearance of repentance.
4. You do it because you’re fed up with Obama.
Antonym - constipational
There they go again trying to blame everything on the “liberal media.” But Conserv-absurds are the real reason the country is going down the toilet!
by ConcealedID July 13, 2009
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Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.
Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).
Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear
Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.
Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).
Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear
Ah man, Buttchuckers have been here. I thought the beach would be sandy, but it's 50% cigarette butts!
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1. You have a craving to create a word
2. You go into withdrawals if you can’t access the Word of the Day
3. You get high if your word has the most votes
1. You have a craving to create a word
2. You go into withdrawals if you can’t access the Word of the Day
3. You get high if your word has the most votes
Mickey: “Jibba jabba,” WTF is that?
Maud: It’s a word for “information that’s over your head." Yeah, I got it published – I’m Efn Golden!
Mickey: Girl, you gotta stop doing UrbD. You need an Urbaddictionary intervention!
Maud: It’s a word for “information that’s over your head." Yeah, I got it published – I’m Efn Golden!
Mickey: Girl, you gotta stop doing UrbD. You need an Urbaddictionary intervention!
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• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.
by ConcealedID July 08, 2009
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Pronounced "jer-ee- uh-krol- iz-uhm"
- noun
1. Ludicrous misuse of a word by the elderly, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.
2. An act or habit of misusing words after the age of 40 in ridiculous ways, esp. by the confusion of words, sometimes confusing names not similar at all, and often blanking on a word entirely.
3. An idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar. In the case of Geriacryolism, “Half-Timers Disease” for Alzheimer’s disease also is a synonym.
Pronounced "jer-ee- uh-krol- iz-uhm"
- noun
1. Ludicrous misuse of a word by the elderly, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.
2. An act or habit of misusing words after the age of 40 in ridiculous ways, esp. by the confusion of words, sometimes confusing names not similar at all, and often blanking on a word entirely.
3. An idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar. In the case of Geriacryolism, “Half-Timers Disease” for Alzheimer’s disease also is a synonym.
Examples:
Intercourse (Intersection)
Strategery (strategy)
Mandolin (Mandarin)
Interwebs (Internet)
Such misuse of words could be classified as Freudian slips, improper grammar or Bushisms, or as an “eggcorn,” except when these errors occur due to aging. Symptoms of Geriacryolism typically begin in the 40’s, and increase over time in equal proportion to bowel problems. Geriacryolism may be associated with dyslexia, though this remains only theory to date.
Intercourse (Intersection)
Strategery (strategy)
Mandolin (Mandarin)
Interwebs (Internet)
Such misuse of words could be classified as Freudian slips, improper grammar or Bushisms, or as an “eggcorn,” except when these errors occur due to aging. Symptoms of Geriacryolism typically begin in the 40’s, and increase over time in equal proportion to bowel problems. Geriacryolism may be associated with dyslexia, though this remains only theory to date.
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