The specialized vocabulary of a particular field or discipline that is overused in an attempt to fit in, impress, or just hide a limited vocabulary or inability to think independently.
Overdose of lingo can be accidental or intentional, but repeated use is harmful.
Overdose of lingo can be accidental or intentional, but repeated use is harmful.
by ConcealedID June 27, 2009
People who believe health care reform will include assisted suicide, or as depicted in the movie Soylent Green “voluntary euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.” In reality the proposed bill includes the option of having a Living Will, which is a great idea and can cost $200 or more if done by a private attorney.
Gladys: "Marge, Marge, the government plans to give me a lethal injection while I watch panoramic views of an unspoiled Earth! Next thing you know we’ll all be Communists eating other Soylent Greeners!"
Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"
Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"
by ConcealedID July 29, 2009
Adjective
A term to describe a person who is obnoxious, specifically crazy talking, yelling, and even violent.
Town Hall is befitting the old days when town’s people would gather in a mob with pitch forks and torches to lynch someone without due process of law. These people often lacked education and the ability to reason, so any misinformation would get them riled. Usually there was a ring leader with personal business interests behind it all, and the more the mob yelled the more worked up these people would get.
A term to describe a person who is obnoxious, specifically crazy talking, yelling, and even violent.
Town Hall is befitting the old days when town’s people would gather in a mob with pitch forks and torches to lynch someone without due process of law. These people often lacked education and the ability to reason, so any misinformation would get them riled. Usually there was a ring leader with personal business interests behind it all, and the more the mob yelled the more worked up these people would get.
Walter: Them dang aliens are trying to abduct me! I’m gonna git my gun and shoot them!
Lebowski: Gees Walter, that’s so Town Hall. There aren't any aliens, so put the gun down and chillax.
Lebowski: Gees Walter, that’s so Town Hall. There aren't any aliens, so put the gun down and chillax.
by ConcealedID August 10, 2009
Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.
by ConcealedID July 09, 2009
- noun
Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.
Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).
Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear
Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.
Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).
Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear
Ah man, Buttchuckers have been here. I thought the beach would be sandy, but it's 50% cigarette butts!
by ConcealedID July 18, 2009
- noun
Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"
• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"
Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)
A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.
Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:
1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.
The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"
• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"
Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)
A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.
Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:
1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.
The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
I’m going to be late again because of a damn Constipater! This feels like giving birth to a brick – I need a traffic BM!
by ConcealedID July 08, 2009
Addiction to Urban Dictionary (UrbD)
1. You have a craving to create a word
2. You go into withdrawals if you can’t access the Word of the Day
3. You get high if your word has the most votes
1. You have a craving to create a word
2. You go into withdrawals if you can’t access the Word of the Day
3. You get high if your word has the most votes
Mickey: “Jibba jabba,” WTF is that?
Maud: It’s a word for “information that’s over your head." Yeah, I got it published – I’m Efn Golden!
Mickey: Girl, you gotta stop doing UrbD. You need an Urbaddictionary intervention!
Maud: It’s a word for “information that’s over your head." Yeah, I got it published – I’m Efn Golden!
Mickey: Girl, you gotta stop doing UrbD. You need an Urbaddictionary intervention!
by ConcealedID July 21, 2009