1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.
2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
by Composer man April 26, 2022
A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.
Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.
by Composer man May 17, 2022
Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!
Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
by Composer man May 06, 2022
Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.
by Composer man September 09, 2022
An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
by Composer man March 08, 2022
by Composer man April 27, 2022
It will be a lovely day when Afgaynistan becomes a reality, but for now we will have to make due with Afghanistan.
by Composer man November 30, 2022