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Definitions by Composer man

A toy gun that can’t kill people
Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.
Flun by Composer man May 16, 2022

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
Somebody who thinks they are better than you because they listen to old music.
Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!

Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
Brahms by Composer man May 5, 2022

Yellowknife 

A Canadian’s penis, usually not yellow or a knife, but actually just a little rectangle.
Terrance and Phillip both have Yellowknifes. It doesn’t need to be pixelated because it already looks like that on their own.
Yellowknife by Composer man April 28, 2022
A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.
Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.
Boingo by Composer man April 26, 2022
A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.
Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion
Beeto by Composer man April 26, 2022
A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.
I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!
Shloopa by Composer man April 26, 2022