Favor Baiting

A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.

Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?

Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash

Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!

Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!

by Composer man November 09, 2024

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Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 27, 2022

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South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023

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Mahler

An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.

Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”

Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”

Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”

Person 2: “wha…”

Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”

Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”

by Composer man March 08, 2022

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