Definitions by Communist bloc party

internet noise 

Meaningless posts to the internet that seem to serve no purpose. Often found on social media, pop-culture journalism sites, and YouTube.
This noise can drown out the content the user actually wants to consume.

I had some time to kill so I went on YouTube, but I couldn't find a good video through all the internet noise.

internet noise by Communist bloc party November 23, 2020

dick pro quo 

An agreement between two straight men to take nudes, but only if they both help each other.

"Bro, if this nude isn't perfect she's gonna ditch me."
"No worries, dick pro quo."
"Hell yeah!"

dick pro quo by Communist bloc party November 20, 2020

boobdick 

The shaft and head of a penis, with boobs in place of the balls.

I couldn't tell if I wanted the good D or a good pair of double D's, so I went for the boobdick instead.

boobdick by Communist bloc party June 29, 2020

Hippokrampus 

That part of your brain that gives random, sudden urges or thoughts to commit a despicable act. Your hippocampus fights the hippokrampus daily.

I saw a toddler the other day and thought "I could just punt this thing right now." I guess my hippokrampus must not like children.

Hippokrampus by Communist bloc party February 17, 2018

kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.

Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."

kung shoe by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017

commie bastard 

A common insult referring to people who go against typical American views or freedom.

"I heard Tony talking about how great universal healthcare would be, the commie bastard."

commie bastard by Communist bloc party June 20, 2016