Definitions by Comic Event of the Century

budigited 

(adj.) the state of having a finger (digit) buried in one's anus (butt)

The only way Joe could get off was to lube up and get budigited.

budigited by Comic Event of the Century April 13, 2009

aborted hershey launch 

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

aborted hershey launch by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008

Jolly Roger

Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into the anus are crossed. For effective movement, the crossed arms are held just below the head, thus creating the "Jolly Roger" similar in resemblance to the infamous buccaneer flag.

Avast matey! Let's head to the crows nest and strike the Jolly Roger!

Jolly Roger by Comic Event of the Century May 18, 2007

front-end loader 

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

front-end loader by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

carolina mudflap 

During vaginal intercourse, inserting your testicles into a woman's anus.

I wasn't able to cum, so I gave her a carolina mudflap. That got 'er done double-time.

carolina mudflap by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007