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lazy position

Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006
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albot albot sauce

Any sauce created from mixing portions of various other sauces, dressings, marinades, and whatever other liquids in your fridge door when you can't figure out what to dip your food into or what to cover your food with.

So named because you add A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That...

~Can be served hot or cold... depending on what tastes better...
When he got home last night, Mark couldn't figure out what to put on his rice, so he made some albot albot sauce instead.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006
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schwooshed

verb. When two or more ideas, or the documentation of ideas, are accidentally or intentionally mixed up or shuffled, resulting in the concept or series being incomprehensible or out of order.
Their messageboard posts were schwooshed, so the story line didn't make sense.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 14, 2006
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coke fridge

a refrigerator specifically designed to store, refrigerate, and display bottles or cans of various carbonated beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.
The line at the cash register was really long, so I grabbed a drink from the coke fridge to prepare for the wait.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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businitch

replacement word for the curse word "b****" to be used when adults or other anal-retentive kids are around.
*in the presence of somebody who gives a damn*

You son of a businitch!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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potmobile

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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