Colonel_Cheesemonkey's definitions

deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

potmobile

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

schwooshed

verb. When two or more ideas, or the documentation of ideas, are accidentally or intentionally mixed up or shuffled, resulting in the concept or series being incomprehensible or out of order.

Their messageboard posts were schwooshed, so the story line didn't make sense.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 14, 2006

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

gay berets

nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.

...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 3, 2007

businitch

replacement word for the curse word "b****" to be used when adults or other anal-retentive kids are around.

*in the presence of somebody who gives a damn*

You son of a businitch!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

little tykes

synanym for testicles; possibly a euphemism for such.

Mike: Are you naked under there?
Keith: Why don't you ask my little tykes?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006