deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."
Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.
(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 30, 2006
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crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!
Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
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little tykes

synanym for testicles; possibly a euphemism for such.
Mike: Are you naked under there?
Keith: Why don't you ask my little tykes?
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 04, 2006
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monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.
Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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lazy position

Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 04, 2006
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popos

Hide the pot! the Popos are coming!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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