Colonel_Cheesemonkey's definitions

businitch

replacement word for the curse word "b****" to be used when adults or other anal-retentive kids are around.

*in the presence of somebody who gives a damn*

You son of a businitch!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

schwooshed

verb. When two or more ideas, or the documentation of ideas, are accidentally or intentionally mixed up or shuffled, resulting in the concept or series being incomprehensible or out of order.

Their messageboard posts were schwooshed, so the story line didn't make sense.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 14, 2006

little tykes

synanym for testicles; possibly a euphemism for such.

Mike: Are you naked under there?
Keith: Why don't you ask my little tykes?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

balls of steel

Condition in which males are hit in the balls so much that they lose feeling in that area, so they are no effected by being hit there.

Damn! That guy didn't even flinch! He has balls of steel!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

fuzzmobile

A police car
~Especially a squadcar with the traditional roof-top light bar.

This is definately different from a paddywagon/meatwagon.

We had to pull over to let the fuzzmobile go by. ...stupid cops.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 4, 2006

hoomagotcher

a word used to refer to a miscelaneous object.

Go get me the hoomagotcher over there.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006