by ColeImInYourWalls! August 08, 2022
Big Chupapi Sraak is a legendary member of the Hearts of Jiralhanae. He is known for being the last warlord. As well, hes also now a devout tradchrist schizoposter. He really loves tiktoks and makes it apparent since they all come through his deluxe headset designed in the mexican factory to pick up every decibel of sound conceived in the area. He has a brother that is constantly shouting racial epithets straight to the other Zovam members eardrums. He is ranked 2nd best mexican in all of Zovam.
DatOneFunnyFella: Hey chupa whats that coming through your mic?
Chupa: *Brother yelling sounds as well as fire alarms, dogs barking, and chupas tiktoks*
Chupa: *Brother yelling sounds as well as fire alarms, dogs barking, and chupas tiktoks*
by ColeImInYourWalls! December 13, 2023
A famous LARPer known for his intense Vexillarious gameplay such as sitting at the front gate, telling other people to do report logs, and generally being asleep. Past titles are The SPARTAN, The SLAYER, Arizona Veteran, and such. Before becoming a Legion player, he would play as a Sangheili and be part of a based clan known as Zo'vam.
Lorekeeper: Have you heard of Mpmontoya03?
Anon: No.
Lorekeeper: I thought not. It is not a story the JVRVLHVNVE would tell you. They called him the SPARTAN OF THE WEST. And you should be very afraid.
Anon: No.
Lorekeeper: I thought not. It is not a story the JVRVLHVNVE would tell you. They called him the SPARTAN OF THE WEST. And you should be very afraid.
by ColeImInYourWalls! August 08, 2022
The buckeye78 is the youngest man to ever become the leader of the swords of sanghelios. After his retirement, he likes to spend his days playing league of legends. He is known for his amazing pc which can load games at a whopping 10Kb/s. They call him the flash since his pc is so fast. Hes also known for his ability to make people so angry at him that they tell him that no one likes him in the discord. He is a valued community member
A: We should play some Dawn of War with Buckeye78
B: No, we shouldnt. it will take us 10 years to load in.
B: No, we shouldnt. it will take us 10 years to load in.
by ColeImInYourWalls! June 20, 2023
This man is a terrible, scary, ghoulish individual. He enjoys many things. Plane Game, Japanese Game, Japanese Tv show. He is scary in his knowledge of these fictional universes. He thinks that Robot Kino is good despite it being for midwits. He is a chud and is proud. He also sounds like a nerd. I also heard he looks like a homeless monkey and is on crack, but thats hearsay.
A: I was gonna ask GhazghkullThraka something but then i remembered he was gonna call me a chud so i decided not to.
B: Yea good idea.
B: Yea good idea.
by ColeImInYourWalls! June 20, 2023
Also known as Shaxxx, a british larper best known for his time in the SoS as a ranger and thats pretty much it. A terribly scrumptious individual especially when its "Chewsday" and he starts his day with a nice bit of tea and crumpets. He is an original member of Zovam as well as a part of the secret council they serve in. His most famous moment in history is when his computer was broken for an entire year. but at least his schools aint a shootin' range.
Twinkletoes: i could really fancy some fish and chips bruv
Buckeye78: That is such a twinkletoes moment.
Buckeye78: That is such a twinkletoes moment.
by ColeImInYourWalls! December 13, 2023
When a BearGrills11 is in the discord vc, his presence is known. He speaks at over 300 words a minute, despite half of the words meaning nothing and he probably stuttered or mispronounced multiple words at a time. Consistently fires on his own men. Considered an asshole by over half the people in Zovamcord. If feeling bored, is known to peace out from one or multiple factions a day.
A: Hey Mpmontoya03, do you know BearGrills11?
Mpmontoya03: Yea I hate that guy, he's an asshole.
A: Me too.
Mpmontoya03: Yea I hate that guy, he's an asshole.
A: Me too.
by ColeImInYourWalls! August 31, 2022